Here's my story... I thought of myself as a bruiser, a real man's man. I've been snapping Srams over my knee since I was 10, I mean do those guys even lift? I'm a force of nature, I turn water into ProTein™ shakes...
...But I've never been very lucky in love. I never understood why, because in spite of my size I have a very poetic soul. That's why when I met a beautiful damsel, I would shower her in artsy compliments.
"Hey baby, do you kiss strangers? No? Then let me introduce myself..."
"Do you have a map for this dungeon? Because I think I just got lost in your eyes..."
"Hi there, do you have a couple of kamas that I could use to buy you a bamboo milk?"
But in spite of that classy romantic stuff, my quests always ended with my heart in pieces, and crying alone.
Then one day, I discovered Mimisymbics! Up until now, I'd had it all... looks, strength, brains... everything except a good-looking set! So I decided to make a change, and now I'm a new man! Seduction holds no more secrets for me, it's like playing Gobbowl against a team of Krosmaster figurines, set 'em up, and knock 'em down!
What's more convincing than this heartrending testimony? The Mimisymbics will be available in the Shop this Thursday, April 27th.
Mimisymbics will only be purchaseable in Goultines at the price of 5,000 Goultines per piece and 15,000 Goultines for a pack of 4 pieces. Mimisymbics will be possible to use on all types of equipment along with pets and mounts!
Mimisymbics, like other items purchased with Goultines, are linked to an account after they are acquired. When used to re-skin an unlinked item, the Mimisymbics will apply this linked status to the re-skinned item.
While waiting for the official release, consult this tutorial to learn more about how Mimisymbics work!