For years, you have constantly been nagged about being polite, saying hello, goodbye, please and thank you. And you have unwaveringly followed these instructions without batting an eye. What were you thinking?? It's high time you got a grip: Buy the Assbad Pack and show everyone that you can be a nonconformist renegade! Oh, come on!
Week #38 (from Tuesday, September 26 at 9 a.m. to Tuesday, October 3 at 9 a.m. Paris time)
Every day, the shop has special offers at 20% off. To make sure you never miss them, check the homepage every day at 2 p.m. Paris time!
This Week's Special Offer
Have you had enough of good manners? Cast the kindly and respectful adventurer aside and show the whole world that you can be one tough cookie!
Stop helping Enutrofs cross the road and start throwing your shigekax wrappers on the ground! YEP, just like that! Go on! Don't say good day to the whistling mail carrier and don't flush the toilet! PERFECT! Er… actually, yes, flush it… that's gross.
Be a loud and proud bad boy/girl by grabbing the Assbad Pack!
This pack contains:
- An Asslan Petsmount
- An Assbad the Hero's Wig
- A Cape Befitting Assbad the Hero
- An Assbad the Hero's Shield
- 3,000 Goultines
It's not too late…
Petztek
Don't be intimidated by its lousy-pig-like nature. All it takes is a few Twelvian sacrifices to get the upper hand. Now, the brand-new Petztek is free with any purchase using real currency.
It is a chameleon ceremonial pet linked to the account.